The Cincinnati Bengals aren’t the best team on the block this year. They've only won two games this season and lost their last 10. They haven't won a playoff game in 19 years. What is the team offering to get you to keep holding season tickets?

What do you think they're offering to sweeten the pot? A brand new car? A trip to Hawaii? No on both of those guesses. According to Sports Illustrated they're offering a box of popcorn.

 The worst part too is its not unlimited popcorn, only one box. Adding insult to injury, they're offering this box of popcorn "for a limited time ..." Really?

 From a letter sent by the team:

 "... we would love for you to join us again! For a limited time only, if you purchase new Season Tickets, you will receive a voucher for a free box of popcorn."

 Lucky for me I’m a Jets Fan, maybe I’ll get a free hot dog or something this year.