Rock, Paper, Scissors Robot Never Loses
Scientists at the University of Tokyo’s Ishikawa Oku Laboratory have developed a robot that will never lose a game of rock, paper, scissors.
Walmart Shuts Down Over Pocket-Sized Meth Lab
More and more we’re noticing everyday essentials are now presenting themselves in travel sizes for that busy person on the go: protein shakes, sunblock, toothpaste … METH LABS.
Drunk Dude Snoozes On Baggage X-Ray Machine and Passes Inspection
Circumventing a security line is tricky business, and we’re certain at one point in time or another, we’ve all wanted to just drop to the floor and nap until the parade of morons yet to receive the memo that one must remove items such as belts and shoes finally discover those last few quarters in th…
Drunk Driver Arrested With Four Kids Strapped To Hood Of His Car
Stories about drunk drivers doing stupid things are pretty standard fare but in this case we got ourselves, what our MeeMaw would refer to as, a real humdinger.
Man Tries To Eat A Whopper With 1,050 Strips Of Bacon
Japanese website Rocket News decided to pay ¥7000 or $86.85 to add 1050 strips of bacon to a Whopper, then film a dude trying to pig it all down. There are many flaws with this plan, namely that Whopper is the size of a toddler, but the contender here is clearly not prepared for this particular …
8 Reasons Why Our Pets Hate Us
If ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ taught us anything, it’s that our time as the dominant species is waning and these are the reasons why.
Yankees Fan Eats An Entire Package Of Raw Bacon In 70 Seconds
We’ve posted quite a few articles exalting our love of bacon.
Burger King Says, ‘Bacon That Sundae!’
Burger King is having some trouble trying to decide if it wants to present itself as a healthier option, a more convenient option, or the go-to for those who can’t get to a Jamba Juice.
Drunk Dude Sings ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ In Back Of Cop Car
Big props to this poor boy in Canada for belting out one of the most elaborate songs ever written while intoxicated and on his way to the clink.