If you’ve paid any attention to the media over the past few decades (lord knows we’ve tried to avoid it) you probably noticed that they think every guy in the world is a drooling moron. The joke is on them because only about 76% of us are morons. The rest of us are simpletons.
Tehmeena Afzal is cover model that’s been featured in King and Show magazines and has appeared in numerous music videos. In her high school days, she was named to All City and All State teams in softball and won Female Athlete of the Year. Tehmeena is our crush for being both beautiful and ridiculously athletic.
Candy corn. We love it. It’s delicious and is the cure to all the world’s problems. Aside from those irrefutable facts, we know nothing about the confectionery delights. Perhaps we should know more. But how, HOW can we learn more?!? Oh interwebs, you’ve rescued us once again!
Playboy magazine’s ‘Miss November’ Ciara Price is a self-described “closet nerd” that has been taking apart computers and putting them back together since the seventh grade. She was the only girl in her computer class and the guys loved that she could keep up with them and speak their language. Ciara is our crush for still being a gorgeous dork all these years later.
This guy is obviously happy. He keeps yelling “Manly” which is either a reference to the soccer team or possibly how he feels about what he is about to do in front of a live camera. He gets less manly by the minute, as his girlfriend ignores his marriage proposal, and eventually won’t even look him in the eye.
How many floaters get tossed after house parties, tailgating and pre-gaming before a proctologist appointment? Sad. Leftover beer is an issue to beer makers as well. If only there were a way to salvage all that tasty waste. The Great Lakes Brewing Company has, dare we say, a Nobel Prize winning idea — make it into ice cream.
‘American Reunion,’ which hits theaters April 6th, brings back the original ‘American Pie’ gang for one last gathering (hopefully) and reminds us all that Jim is a moron and Michelle is just as horny as she was in the band camp days.
Jennifer Hawkins is an Australian model and former Miss Universe winner. In 2010, Jennifer appeared naked and unretouched on the cover of Marie Claire magazine (Australian version) to support the Butterfly Foundation and encourage positive attitudes towards body image. Jennifer is our crush today for showing that a woman can be hot even without Photoshop.
Killing zombies is a problem. A TV show about zombies has to kill the undead every week in new and inventive ways. It would be easy for writers to get lazy about penning cool ways for zombies to die. Again.
What piece of lingerie costs more than everything you own? The Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Treasure bra. Who will be wearing it for their annual holiday fashion show? Australia supermodel Miranda Kerr. Who wants to rob that gaudy piece of undergarment and sell it? Everyone reading this blog.
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