Twin Dutch hookers are the subject of the film ‘Meet the Fokkens,’ but it’s not that kind of film. Footage of the 69-year-old ladies isn’t exactly Granny porn, so you can probably take it out of your NetFlix queue.
Is Walmart doing the devil’s bidding? Relax, we’re not talking about its associates policy or pricing strategies. A Forth Worth, Texas customer took her car in for an oil change at the retailer – is there nothing Walmart can’t do or sell, which would make it omnipotent and godlike?- and emerged with Satanic symbols on the undercarriage.
Pam Shaw, a 70-year-old cabaret singer known as “The Sexational Pam”, is a virgin who has sacrificed sex for work and for her beliefs. She adheres to a strict moral code and doesn’t believe in sex before marriage –where is the fun in that?- so she is looking to bag a “tall, dark and handsome millionaire” so she can finally f—.
While Angelina Jolie’s exposed leg was the hit of the 2012 Oscars, and started a groundswell of Internet memes, that sexy show of skin has been upstaged by Polish Victoria’s Secret model Anja Rubik, who not only showed some leg but also some serious hip at the 2012 Met Gala in New York.
Congratulations to Paul Simon for nabbing the 2012 Polar Music Prize, which is awarded annually in Sweden to one contemporary artist and to one classical artist. Cellist Yo-Yo Ma grabbed the award on the classical side.
There’s something strangely admirable about the fact that Octomom Nadya Suleman has resorted to doing porn to feed her brood of 14. It’s also ironic that Suleman conceived her kids via in vitro fertilization, as opposed to the old-fashioned way, and now she is banging out to support them. That said, the new “starlet” arrived on set last week and was apparently a consummate professional.
Charlie Sheen stars in a commercial for Dutch beer Bavaria, where he pokes fun at his own drinking problem and rehab. No, there’s no declarations of “Winning!” or references to tiger’s blood and Adonis DNA.
The Allman Brothers Band have added six co-headlining dates with Carlos Santana to their summer tour itinerary. They’ve also beefed up their road schedule with one-off festival dates, including their very own Peach Festival, held in Scranton, Pa. Dates with moe. and Lynyrd Skynyrd are also on deck. The Allmans will remain busy and on the road during the hot months, just as they like it.
Time to move to Australia and schlep our lives away as public servants or crocodile wrestlers. Why? Well, a judge decided that a woman who was injured having sex at an Australian motel while on a work trip is entitled to Workman’s Compensation. How do we get that deal, since the circumstances sound like grounds for a firing? Regardless, what kinda sex was she having that it caused injury? Sounds like kinky stuff.
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