While out shopping with my girl friend I was waiting patiently outside the dressing room as she was trying different clothing on. While walking around the store aimlessly  I noticed that the store mannequins looked a little odd and funny. Honestly, these mannequins looked like drag queens. Honestly, these mannequins looked like men dressed up like women.

Is This A Catherine Zeta-Jones Look Alike Contest?

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This one looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones as a man.... I feel like I have bigger boobs than she does.

 

Was RuPaul Shopping In New Hartford?

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Dave Wheeler/TSM
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If RuPaul had a mannequin twin, she/he would be it.

 

Why Is This One Angry?

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Dave Wheeler/TSM
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Why does this mannequin look angry? I don't want outfits for when I'm angry, I want outfits when I'm very happy.

 

Is RuPaul Getting Married?

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Dave Wheeler/TSM
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Is she getting married? Not with that attitude she wont! Clearly this one looks angry and doesn't want to wear white after labor day.

 

Is This One A Man Or A Woman? 

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Clearly this one looks like a man, but he's wearing women's clothing. His Adam's Apple is as big as his bulge... and not for nothing this has to be the ugliest clothing combination on planet Earth!

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