Model Abbey Clancy probably smells nice — a combo of Oreo cookies and newborn hamsters. She probably doesn’t need to wear female cologne. That’s what Lynx’s female fragrance sounds like to us — body spray for stank chicks. Abbey showed up to the UK launch of Lynx’s first female fragrance. Probably just to be nice.

Looks nice and smells nice. It’s going to be such a thrill when we finally succeed in kidnapping her.

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