This story just proves the world is just filled with stupid people. Listen to this, a woman blew off three of her fingers while attempting to wake up her boyfriend with fireworks. Why not try to just wake him up like normal people would? Where is the fun in that I guess.

The woman lost her thumb, middle finger and ring finger. According to UPI, the unidentified 36 year old female planned to throw the fireworks outside to wake up her sleeping boyfriend. She lit the fireworks in the house and then planned to throw them out the front door? Clearly this woman doesn't understand the fine art of fireworks.