A New App Men Won’t Download- Condom Size
There’s a new iPhone and Android app out on the market that most men probably won’t download. It’s called “Condom Size“. This app helps you measure yourself down there, to find condoms that fit better. But another feature of the app ,that men won’t want to share, is how their penis size measures up against other men.
When download the app for 99 cents, a ruler appears on your screen. What do you think you do next? You guessed it: you hold your phone up against your groin and measure yourself. After it records your measurement, it shows you how you compare to the rest of the world.
Men are instructed to “hold hard member straight against inches or cm on sides of screen,” and to use a piece of string to get an accurate measurement of girth.
This app doesn’t have an option to immediately post your results to Facebook.
Is that an iPhone in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
[via TNT Magazine]