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US Military Has Less Horses and Bayonets – 5 Jobs Horses Can Do After The Election

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President Obama made it clear in the debate last night that Horses may be on the decline: “You mentioned the navy, for example, and then we have fewer ships since 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets.” Where have all these horses gone? Well horses aren’t on the endangered species list so where are they working? Here’s 5 possible jobs. 

Study Hall Monitor 

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Why pay a teacher in cash when you can pay a horse in carrots? Horses can watch over the students and make sure they don’t horseplay around.


Desert Tour Guide

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There may be some truth to “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink”. However if you’re trapped in a desert with a horse for over three hours on a safari tour and a water hole pops up, I’m sure he’s drinking.


Working At A Buffet

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Our horse would make sure that people understand that it may say “All you can eat” but it doesn’t mean you have to eat like a horse.

Cart Pusher

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Let’s make sure that no one puts the cart before the horse.

Lighting Shop

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We don’t want a room to be too dark, how can a dark horse strive in a dark room?

Leather Company

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No one wants to have hell for leather. Our horse friends would work hard to make sure you had the right saddles for you and your horses.


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