Europe gets all the good stuff, like a Wii game about spanking and much-anticipated 3D porn. What??? I love technology!

Yesterday Penthouse, launched a high definition 3D channel, which runs from 11 p.m to 5 a.m. and promises 30 hours of new hardcore and softcore pornography a month.

Hustler is expected to launch a 3D adult channel later this month as well which probably means Charlie Sheen will never leave the house ever again.

Penthouse and Hustler, thank you.