Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate turning 72 tomorrow, 72 celebrates turning Chuck Norris. For some crazy reason, Chuck Norris has a lot of crazy jokes associated with his name. Most of them are pretty comical, and they are usually very funny. Here's a list of 10 Chuck Norris Facts from ChuckNorrisFacts.com.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris doesn't make a splash when he jumps in the water, the water is just getting out of his way.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.